As I'm on the way up the stairs to put Little Guy, clothed in only his diaper, in the bath...
Buddy: I like [Little Guy] best when he's naked.
Jed: Funny, that's when I like Mom best.
Me: (flashes furious squinty-eyed look at said husband)
Princess Sparkley: I like mom best when she's wearing clothes ...
I hurried upstairs to avoid hearing any more of the conversation.