I'll start this by saying I'm not pregnant.
Now I can tell my story. Princess Sparkley gets carsick, so I'm trying to figure out how I can help her on our big car trips this summer. Some of the remedies are easiest to find online, but when I put them in my "cart," the shipping was going to be $7. I couldn't bring myself to pay that, so I did some investigating around town yesterday. I ended up at a local health food store. Unfortunately, they didn't have Queasy Pops, for kids with motion sickness, but they did have Preggie Pops, for expecting moms with morning sickness. I asked a girl working there if they had the Queasy Pops variety, she said no but that PS could probably just eat the Preggie Pops. They are all natural and drug free. I read the ingredients and agreed. Then I found myself at the check out, with two kids fighting over the tiny grocery cart, Baby X struggling in my arms and Preggie Pops. My checker gave me a look. That's what made me realize I had three kids in tow and was buying something that indicated I was pregnant with #4. That made me a bit self-conscious and I wasn't even pregnant, but I know that there's a pretty good chance that someday there will be a #4. If Jed has his way, #4 will be twins.